Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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