doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
Reggie can tackle my bush.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
Come back. Shots need mouths.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
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