nut hugger
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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