should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Randomize