1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
Randomize
