She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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