what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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