ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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