Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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