Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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