I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
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