i jhust puked up my retainher.
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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