whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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