so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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