so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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