but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
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