i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I wish i was in the wii world.
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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