I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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