it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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