If I had a nickel for every time I've used a condom, I'd have... two nickels.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Boobs are out for the taking
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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