Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
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