What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Rumble strips road head = magical
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
COCAINE IS GR8
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
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