school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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