Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
Randomize
