I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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