I hate all girls vehemently.
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
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