We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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