Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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