Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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