If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
she was so not down for the gang bang
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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