All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
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