Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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