She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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