how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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