I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
Randomize
