he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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