i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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