Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
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