i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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