Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
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