Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
He turned down a handjob. A HANDJOB. I know I'm no Jessica Simpson, but...
Actually, she's fat now, so...
Fuck. I AM Jessica Simpson.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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