You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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