I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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