Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
So squirting runs in the family.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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