I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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