he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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