I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
God, I missed his penis.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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