If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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