i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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