My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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