been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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