i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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