I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
You did what with his pubic hair?
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