"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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