I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
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