People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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